For between £200 and £2,000, people can buy a cow that stands no taller than a large German shepherd dog, gives 16 pints of milk a day that can be drunk unpasteurised, keeps the grass "mown" and will be a family pet for years before ending up in the freezer.

This I've got to see.
And taste.
Do we really want to eat beef from a 16-year-old cow?
I'll tell you after I taste it :)