The freakish string of injuries that has doomed yet another Chicago Cubs season came to new shuddering heights Saturday, as...
Michael Barrett underwent surery for an intrascrotal hematoma. I tried to google it, but I was too terrified to look at the results. "Hematoma" means bleeding. And, well, the bleeding was, er, intrascrotal.
To the point that it required SURGERY.
Mama-Lu says (with wide eyes and a grimaced mouth): "I don't even have on of those and it hurts to hear!"
