Well, 2006 promises to be a rich, rewarding academic year at the UniverSIty of Illinois:
This guy - in a move hearkening back to the mid-90s - set his dorm room at Newman Hall on fire.
This guy (second item from bottom) was arrested for battering a cop.
This guy fell from his thrid story frat house window at 3AM Saturday.
A college education - the investment of a lifetime.