How do I know I've arrived? Because I finally received my first Nigerian email promising me large amounts of cash!
He must be getting smarter, though. Instead of asking for my bank account, he asked for a fax number where he can reach me.
I'm so honored, especially because of how he chose me:
I then came across your address on the Internet as I was browsing through a Christian site, and as a matter of fact, it is not only you or your ministry that I picked on the Christian site initially, but after my fervent prayer over it, you were nominated to me through divine revelation from God, so these are how I received such a divine revelation from the Lord, how I got your contact information, and I then decided to contact you for the fund to be used wisely for things that will glorify the name of God.
Even better - my divine nomination must really be true, because he sent the exact same email to the account I have set up for my old blog!
I do have some advice for him though: even if I didn't think it was a scam, the claim that he got his inspiration from Benny Hinn would have me raising my eyebrows.
