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Don't do it

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If you come home late from work for the nth time this week (where n can be any positive integer, less than 8) and you bring your caffeine-deprived wife some soda as a peace offering, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, drink said offering while she is putting your first-born to bed that very same evening. Don't do it, just DON'T DO IT. Even if in your mind you can justify it because you know she won't drink it that night and you can run out and replace it in the morning before she knows what you've done, don't do it. It's not worth it on any level whatsoever. Your wicked deed will be discovered, and you will pay.

This has been a public service announcement from Papa-Lu.

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