[... 5 AM, Lu-household]
2 year old: POPPYYYYYYYYYY!! POPPYYYYYYYYYY!!
Poppy: [Poppy scrambles out of bed, being careful not to strain his injured knee, and rushes to child's bedside.] What's the matter pumpkin?
2yo: Poppy, can you spread out my blankets?

How about a book? "Pumpkin Soup for the Soul" I'm sure it would be a best seller. Hang in there Poppy! :)