Me: hey bro,
Some dude named Hector Lu- in Philly wants to be my friend. Is he actually related to us? It's not Tio Hector...
Bro: No, it seems our name is a lot more common than you think. He's adding all the people with our surname and planning reuinions, calling us family. I'm waiting for him to hit me up for money.
For the record, I did know how common our last name is -- I've googled it and seen all of the police records...
