If Marquis can come close to pitching like the 300-game winner [Greg Maddux], the Cubs will be in great shape.
"If Papa-Lu can come close to buying out CitiGroup, the Lu- family will be in great shape!"
Carrie Muskrat's over-ratedness (I realize nobody has actually ever rated the Cubs' beat reporter, but I stand by my words) aside, did you that THERE WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL BEING PLAYED TODAY?!!?
Let's play ball today
The Cubs are on their way!
OK, sure they lost, but it's only spring training. And I don't care what the score is, it's great to see a major league box score!
