Last night two of my great loves converged in my sleep.
The opening hymn for the Cubs game was one of my own creation - a hymn sung to the tune of "The Church's One Foundation" that was a call for various Protestant sects to return to the one true faith.
Hmm, come to think of it, that sounds pretty nerdy...

Not that I haven't had some seriously wacky dreams, but you're scaring me, Chris.
I think you'd have enjoyed the hymn, though I can't for the life of me remember the lyrics.