This headline from Lifesite News gets more and more horrifying as you read it, until the end, when it sorta unfortunately makes sense.
'Ordained' Woman...
Eww!
is Pro-Abortion...
Ack!
Religion Professor...
Gah!
at Catholic University...
Stop! Stop! Pleeeeeaaase!
of San Diego...
Oh. Surprise, surprise.
NPR has this audio report on the play-date.
Some gems (emphasis mine):
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The eight Americans and a Canandian walk single-file to the river. They are led by three women in tie-dyed red silk robes - these are the bishops.
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The boat is symbolic of early Christian symbolism. Also, they couldn't find a Church to host them...
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The liturgy is alternative...
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[Just-ordained Non-priestess #2] looks drained, currently eating the rest of the bread in her Eucharist bowl.
